Comments on: Mini-Analyzations http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/ hooking up phrases and clauses that balance Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:20:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Do Smurfs Lay Eggs or Do They Give Birth? - A detailed analysis | Everbody Sucks But Us http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/#comment-208 Do Smurfs Lay Eggs or Do They Give Birth? - A detailed analysis | Everbody Sucks But Us Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:54:32 +0000 http://cartoonoveranalyzations.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-208 [...] asexual reproduction : Some people on the Internet have suggested that Smurfs Reproduce Assexually. Natalie had the following asexual reproduction theory for the Smurfs: “There has been a great deal [...] [...] asexual reproduction : Some people on the Internet have suggested that Smurfs Reproduce Assexually. Natalie had the following asexual reproduction theory for the Smurfs: “There has been a great deal [...]

]]> By: CoonFace http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/#comment-122 CoonFace Fri, 16 May 2008 20:16:14 +0000 http://cartoonoveranalyzations.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-122 I don't think Smurfette is a cross-dresser, but I do believe the Smurfs reproduce asexually. I have brought this point up with many of my friends and have convinced some of them. Smurfette was created by Gargamel to infiltrate the Smurfs so he could find them and eat them. Until this point, no female Smurf existed and therefore they could not have reproduced sexually. Because she was created, she took the appearance Gargamel made for her. Considering Gargamel has been chasing Smurfs for years, he probably noticed that all the Smurfs appear male and felt a female would draw more attention. However, this does not account for the the little red-head with Grandpa Smurf. I have yet to find a good explaination for her. Oh, and I LOVE the hat theory. That makes a lot more sense than my "they sprout from the ground like cabbage patch kids." I don’t think Smurfette is a cross-dresser, but I do believe the Smurfs reproduce asexually. I have brought this point up with many of my friends and have convinced some of them. Smurfette was created by Gargamel to infiltrate the Smurfs so he could find them and eat them. Until this point, no female Smurf existed and therefore they could not have reproduced sexually. Because she was created, she took the appearance Gargamel made for her. Considering Gargamel has been chasing Smurfs for years, he probably noticed that all the Smurfs appear male and felt a female would draw more attention.

However, this does not account for the the little red-head with Grandpa Smurf. I have yet to find a good explaination for her.

Oh, and I LOVE the hat theory. That makes a lot more sense than my “they sprout from the ground like cabbage patch kids.”

]]> By: The Editor http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/#comment-112 The Editor Tue, 13 May 2008 15:03:08 +0000 http://cartoonoveranalyzations.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-112 Hm. I guess the only logical explanation is that the Soviet nuclear weapons program was really a metaphor for "King Size Canary." Hm. I guess the only logical explanation is that the Soviet nuclear weapons program was really a metaphor for “King Size Canary.”

]]> By: Gorillaboy http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/#comment-111 Gorillaboy Tue, 13 May 2008 14:56:08 +0000 http://cartoonoveranalyzations.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-111 King Size Canary cannot be a metaphor for the nuclear arms race. It was released in 1947, and the Soviet Union didn't have nuclear weapons until 1949. King Size Canary cannot be a metaphor for the nuclear arms race. It was released in 1947, and the Soviet Union didn’t have nuclear weapons until 1949.

]]> By: smallerdemon http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2008/05/13/mini-analyzations-2/#comment-110 smallerdemon Tue, 13 May 2008 14:17:05 +0000 http://cartoonoveranalyzations.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-110 That post can't go without a quote from The Venture Brothers, of course: Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs. Henchman 21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals! Henchman 24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs. Henchman 21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals! That post can’t go without a quote from The Venture Brothers, of course:

Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They’re so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They’re mammals!

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